Monday, February 23, 2009

Work stories

So you come home from work and your just brimming with stories about the lady or that guy. Or how your boss yelled at you, or your coworker. Here's the thing, I DON'T CARE. in fact no one cares.

that's not to say that i hate you, i don't, but your stories mean nothing to me. I don't know your boss, and don't know edna, the fat receptionist, and i really just don't care that someone ate all the donuts before you could get your cream filled.

do you understand? I mean, do i bother you about all the things that happen in my classes? no, why? because I realize the you fundamentally won't care. i'll let you know roughly where i am in my classes, how i'm doing. but I know that you don't have the time or inclination to discuss the intricacies of my human resource papers, or the formulas to calculate holding period ROI.

so do me a favor will you, remeber that the things that happen to you interest me about the same amount as what happens to britney spears...that is, not hardly at all.

thanks, i mean that.
8D

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